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When your AI forgets context, it reverts to flat & generic copy.
The Result?
BJÖRNBJÖRN keeps the voice, customer language & buying triggers dialled in for every hook, offer & campaign that follows.
“Every sugar-free candy I’ve tried either tastes like medicine or leaves my stomach completely wrecked.”
“Other NA beers taste like the ghost of a beer, all the bad parts, none of the good.”
“I’ve tried every clinical-strength stick on the shelf and I still smell by early afternoon.”
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Candid Confessions
“It’s movie night, the kids are inhaling my favorite candy, and I’m over here pretending grapes are a treat.”
The angle you test
“Skip the sugar and feel like a kid again with juicy, mouth-puckering sour worms you can eat by the handful.” ✔
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“Adult, 30s. Watching sugar intake, loves sweets.”
Generic angle
“Delicious candy with less sugar, so you can treat yourself guilt-free.”
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Candid Confessions
“Cracking a cold beer after 5k runs used to be fun. Now I sip on sparkling water that smells vaguely like hops. Uggh.”
The angle you test
“Tired of “fitness beer” that tastes like punishment? Keep the ritual. Lose the letdown with crisp, hoppy Northpaw Zero.” ✔
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“Health-conscious adult, 35. Wants to drink less alcohol.”
Generic angle
“Great-tasting beer, without the alcohol.”
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Candid Confessions
“I’m in a meeting and the CEO catches me tilting my head for a smell check.”
The angle you test
“Done pinning your arms to your sides at meetings? 72-Hour Hush gets you noticed for your pitch, not your pits.” ✔
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“Woman, 32. Prefers natural, clean personal care.”
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“Stay fresh and confident all day long.”
Ready for a test drive?BJÖRN YOUR BRAND FOR FREE
Your Next Client Could Be One URL Away.
Run Their URL Before The Call.
Find The Customer Confessions, Fresh Hooks & Hidden Angles Their Team Missed.
Walk In Knowing Their Customers Better Than They Do.
Land The Client.
Then Use BJÖRN To Ship The Campaigns & Set The Strategy From Day One.
Because you wanna WOW
dream clients & get the gig
BJÖRN’S Team Delivers Weeks of Emails, Campaigns, Paid Ads, Advertorials, & SEO/GEO/AEO Friendly Content.
Agent 01Lina: Language MinerScans reviews and hangs out in forums, pulling the phrases buyers type themselves.
Agent 02Pelle: PsychometricianRuns the quizzes and split tests that turn browsers into buyers.
Agent 03Erik: Angle ExplorerHunts the next campaign angle and briefs it before the work starts.
Agent 04Pippi: Persona ArchitectPuts the right product in front of the right buyer at the right moment.
Agent 05Thor: Ad CopywriterWrites the ads, then writes nine more to test against them.
Agent 06Eva: Email CopywriterWrites the campaigns and broadcasts that fill the send calendar.
Agent 07Saga: SEO Blog WriterWrites the blogs and articles that bring search traffic in.
Agent 08Astrid: Advertorial ExpertWrites the long-form advertorials that carry cold traffic to the cart.
Agent 09Freja: Flow ArchitectBuilds and maps every Klaviyo flow, start to finish.
Agent 10Viggo: SMS CopywriterWrites the SMS sequences for carts, launches and BFCM.
THE PAYOFF:
Production Off Your Plate. Strategy Back On Your Calendar.
Introducing BJÖRN
GREAT STRATEGY IS BJÖRN DAILY.HERE'S WHAT YOU GET.
Complete creator briefs — hook, on-camera direction, script, and shot list — built from your customers’ own words and ready to hand off.
Fully designed, on-brand emails in your customer's voice — headline to CTA — ready to send to Klaviyo.
Complete Klaviyo flows — Welcome, Abandoned Cart, Post-Purchase, Winback — mapped, written, and ready to export.
Product pages and advertorials built from felt frustrations & reflections in reviews & forums — objections handled, proof placed, offer framed to convert.
On-brand pop-ups and giveaway mechanics that grow the list — written to convert the browser before they bounce.
BJÖRN writes on-voice scripts, angles, and hook variations. Then prompts Arcads to create the videos.
*Add-on Feature. Arcads Subscription Required
Blog posts, articles, and organic content spun from your brand voice vault — on-voice, SEO-aware, endless.
Create conversion-focused supplement copy angles and ads with claims backed by PubMed studies.
One marketing calendar for campaigns, emails, ads, content, and launches — approval workflows, reusable playbooks, and role-based team views.
Your interactive productivity partner and second brain. Capture every idea, task, and loose thread, hand it to BJÖRN, and it gets done.
60 proven DTC experiments — subject lines, segmentation, SMS, popups — each with a hypothesis, the KPI it moves, and how long to run it.
Your whole account graded in one client-ready report — what's working, what's leaking, and the fix ranked by revenue impact.
BJÖRN Works With The Tools You Already UseBecause it just works (no vibe code skills needed!)
BJÖRN runs on the copywriting craft these industry leaders vouch for
Craig writes copy that sells... if you're looking for sales copy that increases conversions and gets 'wallets open, credit card ready' buyers, Craig's your guy.
Craig's renegade and profitable copy galvanizes prospects' attention & brings in BIG sales numbers.
Craig is simply one of the finest copywriters I've ever had the pleasure to work with. His creativity and mad persuasion skills are matched by his enthusiasm.
When Craig showed me this advertorials 'cheat sheet' I admit he hooked me... I'm VERY excited to see other eCom marketers sell with this system.
This approach was so unique and fun I laughed out loud the whole time, and ran to buy the product… a butter knife!
Wow, just when I thought I had this whole copy thing down (after 20+ years in the game), you go and throw me a cash-flush curveball. Nicely done, my friend!
If you're an eCom marketer & you're not using Cashvertorials? Then you're leaving a LOT of money on the table. I fully endorse & recommend you check this out.
Because you want to wake up
to messages like this
Because freeing up hours every week for strategy saves your Saturdays
Use BJÖRN's 10 Specialist Agents to build a complete marketing stack for you in the time it takes you to do a coffee run.
Come back to designed emails, flows, advertorials, blogs, pop-ups, UGC content, and months of content.
BJÖRN also gives you the strategic tools to cross-collaborate with your team on sales campaigns, respond to live performance data, A/B split test endless variations, and stay completely aligned without losing a beat.
ChatGPT is a blank box you re-brief every session. BJÖRN runs research first, it surfaces your customer's actual words from reviews, forums and DMs into a Language Bank, then every output reads from that one foundation. Other tools generate. BJÖRN remembers.
Yes. Unlimited brands under one login. Your cost to produce it: a few dollars in Claude. What you bill your client: whatever your work is worth. The margin is yours to keep.
It replaces the production grind, the first drafts, the flow wireframes, the SMS, the advertorials. You stay the editor and strategist. Most users hand the grind to BJÖRN and put those hours back into the strategy that drives more sales.
Yes. Quickly connect to Klaviyo's API & send designed emails, flows, and pop-ups directly to your Klaviyo account.
BJÖRN also syncs with Klaviyo's MCP to produce live performance reports.
Discover revenue leaks, repair broken flows, and identify segmentation tweaks before your client does, and turn insights into higher CTR, RPR, and CLTV.
No. Connecting BJÖRN to Anthropic and Klaviyo is copy & paste simple (we'll walk you through every step). BJÖRN was designed to be easy to use and still offer the control and customization options that keep creative fresh.
Start free — no card required. Get the Brand Voice Vault for your Shopify store, discover new insights with the Language Bank, Personas, and Avatars before you pay a cent. Then decide for yourself if you want BJÖRN to handle the rest. And paid plans are cancel anytime, so you're never locked in.
Just an Anthropic (Claude) account and a computer — no other subscriptions or software. Setup takes about two minutes, and we walk you through every step.
BJÖRN is powered by Anthropic's Claude, and it runs on your own Anthropic API key — every generation is processed through and billed by your own Anthropic account. So you're always in control of your usage and costs. This also keeps your clients' performance data and marketing assets confidential.
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